A Collection of Windows Jokes

"Windows" means Work Is Never Done On Windows Systems

Customer: I'm running Windows 95...
Helpdesk: Yes...
Customer: ...and now my computer
stopped working!
Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.

The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.

Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
"No" is the answer!

Difference between a virus and windows? Viruses rarely fail.

Windows is true multitasking... it can bootup and crash at the same time!

Windows - The best $199 solitaire game you can buy!

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